Q: How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What do you want it changed into?
Q: How many toads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, if you can remember which one used to be the electrician.
Q: How many Family traditionalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Candle light was good enough for our ancestors, it’s good enough for us!
Q: How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It’s a third degree secret.
Q: How many Starhawk Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (plaintively) “There are starving villages in
Q: How many Frost “
A: “Just you! That’s right, YOU! And for only $195 we’ll send you our complete “Witches Magic Power of Light Bulb Changing Course” with real knowledge that you can apply this to ANY light bulb ANYWHERE! Listen to the testimony of a young couple from
Q: How many solitary Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (if they actually ask ‘how many?’, drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)
Q: How many Ceremonial magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. They hold it up, and the world revolves around them.
Q: How many Dianic women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That’s W-I-M-M-I-N, and it’s still not funny!
Q: How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.
Q: How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What, me move?
Q: How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Duh - 2
Q: How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
Q: How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Libras can’t decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They LIKE the dark.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light’s fine as it is.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What light bulb?
Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Don’t ask me now, Mercury’s retrograde
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